Jokes From The Undertaker

Daniel Johnston - “Mind Movies” The creation of an island, an island made of candy and marshmallows, is a futile idea to pursue. An island made of candy and marshmallows, where the laws are written purely off the top of your head, and the family unit is expressed only through the accumulation of objects like snowglobes, scratched CDs, and clacker toys, is a pretty crazy idea to try. An island made of candy and marshmallows, where the laws are written off the top of your head, and the mayor says "call me Greg!" and waves even when no one is watching, where slipping in the mud is like taking a shower, where hospitals are Howard Johnson's, and that thing about the family unit, is an idea that will probably never happen. An island with all those characteristics, where cheating is as impossible as hovering off the ground, where the economy is charity, where "sex" is the only thing that means sex, where movies are shown inside your mind, is a pretty dumb idea, i know. [Buy]

- Dan Beirne